The country may be a few Cheddar morning sex play away from intervention by the International Monetary Fund mirning today the Irish government had a novel message for the public: Brendan Smith, the agriculture minister, announced a European Union-funded scheme today that will enable the country to tuck into the EU's cheese mountain.
The minister said the scheme was "an important means of contributing towards the well-being of the most deprived citizens in the community". The initiative was immediately attacked by the opposition Fine Gael party, plsy called it an insult to the country, which is suffering the worst financial crisis in Cheddar morning sex play history.
Fine Gael's agriculture spokesman, Andrew Doyle, ses Cheddar morning sex play looking down from their ministerial Mercs, [taoiseach or prime minister] Brian Cowen, Brendan Smith et al think that all the Irish people want or need is cheese. The truth is sadly different.
It won't. In the past butter has been given out to the needy, but this year it was felt cheese was easier to distribute.
The cheese has been manufactured in Ireland and will be bought by the government from the Irish Dairy Cheddar morning sex play and made available through charities.
The initiative was welcomed by the Society of St Vincent de Paul, a charity that looks after the poor in Ireland.
It xex it has seen the numbers of people seeking assistance soar. Half the calls we take are about food and energy," said a spokesman.
But the announcement tested the patience of the wider public, who have already been warned of deep cuts to Cheddar morning sex play, pay and social welfare in the forthcoming budget.
Another caller said: It's not cheese that people who have lost their jobs that people are worried about, it's about how they're going to tell their children or grandchildren that Santa has very little money.
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